Joe: “My boss confronted me this morning and said, ‘Do you know this is the third time you’ve been late this week? What do you have to say?”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, it means it is Wednesday.”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: Â “I’ve decided to start dating older women.”
Pete: “Why, Joe?”
Joe: “There used to being disappointed, so they’ll be ready for me.
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My boss mentored me today and told me to start dressing like the job I wanted.”
Pete: “That was nice of your boss. What did you do?”
Joe: Â “I came to work today dressed as Batman.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My boss was angry with me this morning. She kept shouting at me for nearly an hour.”Â
Pete: “How did it end, Joe?”
Joe: “She stopped hollering when I said, ‘You’re right, honey.'”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “A cold caller was trying to sell me a cemetery plot.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her it was the last thing I needed.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I received a letter from my credit card company that said, ‘FINAL NOTICE.'”
Pete: “What are you going to do?”
Joe: “Nothing. It was a final notice, they won’t be bothering me again.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “About ten years ago I threw a boomerang as far and as hard as I could.”
Pete: “How’d it work out?”
Joe: “I’ve been living in constant fear ever since.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I set up a blind date between two of my lisping friends.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “After they finished accusing each other of mocking, they got along fine.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me. She said my ego was too big.”
Pete: “How did you react?”
Joe: “I told her, I can’t help it if I’m the best guy you ever met.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I got in trouble at a DUI roadblock.”
Pete: “What happened.”
Joe: “I was polite. I asked the policeman if he minded holding my beer while got my license and registration.”
