Joe: “Do you hate it when people answer their own questions?”
Pete: “I haven’t thought about it.”
Joe: “Well, I do.”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Yesterday, there were a lot of car break-ins at the parking garage.”
Pete: “Is that so?”
Joe: “It was wrong on so many levels.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I went shopping for camouflage pants.”
Pete: “Did you get a pair?”
Joe: “No, I couldn’t find any.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I sued the airlines for losing my luggage.”
Pete: “How did it turn out?”
Joe: I lost my case.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My mom says that the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
Pete: “That’s nice.”
Joe: “It’s not working out. Her malpractice suit isn’t going so well.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I kissed a perfect 10, but there was a problem.”
Pete: “What was that, Joe?”
Joe: “The mirror was really cold on my lips.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My dad is suffering from seizures.”
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.”
Joe: “So far they’ve take his car, iPhone, and house.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My grandpa asked how to print from his computer and I told him to push control p.”
Pete: “Did it work for him?”
Joe: “He said, he hasn’t been able to do that for years.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I got into a fight with my acupuncturist and stabbed him.”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe: “He said he never felt better.”
