Joe: “When I kiss a woman I always close my eyes.”
Pete: “Why is that, Joe?”
Joe: “That way, I don’t get pepper spray in my eyes.”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I asked my wife why the coffee was so strong this morning.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said it was doing the French press.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend told me she was attracted to men with power.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘That’s nice, I just paid my electric bill.'”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I always ask the same question on first dates. It always gets their attention.”
Pete: “What is it?”
Joe: “Are you a serial killer?”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Yesterday, my wife was in the house singing at the top of her voice.”
Pete: “Did you enjoy it.”
Joe: “I sat on the porch so the neighbors wouldn’t think I was hurting her.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “When I was staying at a hotel I asked the receptionist for a wake up call.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “You drink too much.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend said it wasn’t safe for me to be driving.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe; “I said, ‘Bad brakes never stopped me before.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I took my date to restaurant and the host asked me if I had a reservation.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told the host I thought my date might be too smart for me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I think my wife is losing her memory.”
Pete: “What makes you think so?”
Joe: “She told me she remember what she ever saw in me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I went to my doctor and told her I keep seeing zombies in front of my eyes. She asked me if I’d seen a psychiatrist.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “No, I’ve only seen zombies.”Â
