Joe: “I told my wife I’m like a fine wine and get better with age.”
Pete: “How did she respond?”
Joe: “She locked me in the cellar.”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I was stopped for speeding, when I was only going the speed on the sign.”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Sir, I was only going the posted speed limit, 90 mph. He said, ‘That was the road number, not the speed limit.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My grandma’s dream came true. She always wanted to go to medical school.”
Pete: “That’s great. How’s she doing, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m not sure, She went to medical school as a cadaver.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My father in law said he was happy when his daughter met the right guy.”
Pete: “That was nice.”
Joe: He also said, he was sorry that relationship didn’t work out so she settled for me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “The hospital called and told me my ex girlfriend was admitted and was serious.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told them I was only looking for a casual relationship.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I don’t know what I’d do without my mother-in-law.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “But I often dream about life without her.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend says she wants a long distance relationship with me.”
Pete: “How is that working, Joe.”
Joe: “As long as I don’t call and stay at least 100 meters away from her, the police won’t bother me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I was reading where one out three people cheat in a relationship.”
Pete: “That’s horrible, Joe.”
Joe: “For sure. I don’t know if it’s my wife or girlfriend.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One looks over at the other and says: “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I went out on a first date and my date asked me the name of my scent. She liked it.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her I called it desperation.”
