Joe: “Bob, what’s your favorite word?”
Bob: “Drool.”
Joe: “Why’d you choose that word?”
Bob: “It sort of rolls right off my tongue.”
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Jack: “I have a pen that can write underwater.”
Bill: “That’s terrific.”
Jack: “It can also write other words too.”
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Jack: “Did you know 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try.”
Bill: “How did it work out?”
Jack: “My goldfish died.”
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Joe: “I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.”
Pete: “That’s great, Joe. How’s it going?”
Joe: “I won’t rest till I find it.”
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Joe: “My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr. Compromise.””
Larry: “How do you feel about that?”
Joe: “It’s not my first choice, but I’m ok with it.”
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Larry: “I came out of the supermarket this morning and a woman was crying. She Told me she lost all her money.”
Pete: What did you do?”
Larry: “I felt sorry for her and gave her $50.”
Pete: “That was generous.”
Larry: “I wanted to keep good karma going. Earlier, I found #1000 in the parking lot on my way into the supermarket.”
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Todd: “Why do all the girls in our neighborhood have the same phone number?”
Larry: “Surely you’re mistaken. What do you mean?”
Todd: “Every girl I ask out for drinks gives me the same number, 555.555.5555.
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Pete: “I went to the art museum this afternoon.
Jack: “Did you enjoy yourself?”
Pete: I asked a security guy there if I was allowed to take pictures. He said no, they had to stay on the walls.”
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Tim: “My girlfriend asked me if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.”
Jack: “” Did you turn off the streaming music?”
Tim: “No. I took the battery out of the smoke alarm.”
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Ben: “I just called the paranoia hotline.”
Don: “What happened?”
Ben: “A guy answered and said, “How did you get this number?!”
