Al: Bill, What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Bill: Gosh, I don’t know.
Al: Same middle name.
funny
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Mary: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Sally: What?
Mary: OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREATHEEEEE!!!!!
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Mike: Why are math books so darn depressing?
Jack: I have no idea. Why?
Mike: They’re literally filled with problems.
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Mike: Pat, did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
Pat: No.
Mike: It was three feet deep on average.
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Mike: I tried to sure the airlines for misplacing my luggage.
Pat: What Happened?
Mike: I lost my case.
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Question: How do you stay warm in a freezing cold room?
Answer: Stay in a corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
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Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?
She’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Question: Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
Answer: She’s definitely plotting something.
