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Worry, Worry, Worry

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What good is worrying? It must do something good because most of us spend part or even all of our days worrying. We worry about what to wear. We worry about getting some job done. We worry about getting somewhere and then, when we’re there , we worry about what to do while we’re there. Worry, worry, worry. Perhaps someone should write a book telling us how to worry. We could all read it and perfect our worrying. If I could perfect my worrying, I wouldn’t have to worry if I am worrying the right way. If worrying were a muscle builder we’d all be buff. It’s not, that’s okay, we can worry about not being buff. Does worrying make sense?

Today’s Joke: Joe Admires His GF

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Joe: My girlfriend was diagnosed as having a multiple personality disorder.”

Pete: “Is that causing a problem?”

Joe, “No, she’s good people.”

Today’s Joke: Joe Give His Grandpa Advice

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Joe: “My grandpa needed some computer help so I told him control P would work.

Pete: “How did it go?

Joe: “My grandpa said, “Idiot, I’ve been trying to do that for years and it hasn’t worked yet,

Today’s Joke: Joe Got Tossed from an AA Meeting

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Joe: “I was thrown out of AA for bringing a can of beer to the meeting. I accepted their decision with grace.”

Pete: “What did you do when they asked you to leave.”

Joe: “As I said, I left with Grace.”

Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Goes on a Diet

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Joe: “My girlfriend is on an all almond diet.”

Pete: “What do you think of that diet?”

Joe: “It’s nuts.”

Today’s Joke: Is it a Compliment?

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Joe: “My girlfriend complimented me on the way I come up with ideas.”

Pete: “What did she say?”

Joe: “She said, ‘You have a mind like a steel trap. That’s illegal in most civilized countries.'”

Today’s Joke: Joe Disagrees with His Psychologist

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Joe: “My psychologist told me I’m suffering from delusional thoughts.”

Pete: “What did you say to your Psychologist?”

Joe: “I said, ‘No I’m not. I’m enjoying every minute of them.”

Today’s Joke: Joe’s on a New Diet

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Joe: “I’ve been on a new diet for a week.”

Pete: “How’s it working?”

Joe: “I drink beer whenever I’m thirsty. So far I’ve lost three days.”

Today’s Joke: Joe Better Change His Plans

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Joe: “I told my girlfriend I could be anyone I wanted to be.”

Pete: “That’s inspiring. What did she say?”

Joe: “She said, “That doesn’t mean you can do identity theft.”

Today’s Joke: Joe, Take a Hint

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Joe: My girlfriend is afraid of making a commitment.”

Pete: “Has she said so?

Joe: “We’ve been together for two years and she still hasn’t told me her name.”

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