Joe: “My son told me he had an imaginary girlfriend. I said, “You can do much better.”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe: “My son said, “Thanks, Dad.” I told him I was speaking to his girlfriend.”
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Joe: “My ex girlfriend has a drinking problem.”
Pete: “What makes you say that, Joe?”
Joe: “She said she must have been drunk to ever date me.”
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Joe: “I told my wife it was okay if I saw the kids once a month.”
Pete: “What did she say.”
Joe: “She reminded me we were married and I had to see the kids every day.”
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Joe: “I went to my doctor today and asked him to check the moles on my back. He said they were benign.”
Pete: “That’s good news. What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “There be ten.””
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Joe: “There are lots of phony scams on the Internet.”
Pete: “That’s for sure.”
Joe: “Give me $19.95 and I can tell you how to avoid them.”
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Joe: “I asked my grandpa what his parents did before the Internet for entertainment.”
Pete: “What did your grandpa say?”
Joe: “He said he wasn’t sure, he just played with his fifteen brothers and sisters.”
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Joe: “Last night the Internet went down so I spent time with my family.”
Pete: “That’s nice.”
Joe: “They seem like such nice people.”
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Joe: “Last night my girlfriend told me she was seeing another man.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her to rub her eyes and to see if that helped.”
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Joe: “I split with my ex because she was obsessed with finding the highest prime number.”
Pete: “That’s too bad. Do you miss her?”
Joe: “Yah. Sometimes I wonder what she’s up to.”
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Joe: “You can fall asleep before you finish this sleeping trick?”
Pete: “I could use that sleeping trick, Joe. What is it?”
Joe: “Count from one to infinity.”
