Joe: “I wasn’t feeling well and went to my doctor. I told him I was sick as a dog.”
Pete: “What did your doctor say?”
Joe: “My doctor asked how long I was feeling this way and I said, ‘Ever since I was a puppy’.'”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My neighbor is really rude. At 3 a.m. this morning he wouldn’t stop ringing my doorbell.”
Pete: “Were you upset?”
Joe: “Not really, fortunately, I was awake practicing my drum solo.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I met my wife at a singles bar.”
Pete: “Really?”
Joe: “Yah, I thought she was home watching the kids.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she won’t tolerate infidelity.”
Pete: “What do you think about that?”
Joe: “Fortunately, my wife is more tolerant.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend called and said she was breaking up.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her, it wasn’t a problem, I could hear her just fine on my cell phone.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My boss came into my cubicle and said, “You missed work yesterday.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “Not particularly.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’ve decided to look a few new job.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “It was something my boss said.”
Pete: ‘What did your boss say?”
Joe: “My boss said, ‘You’re fired.'”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.”
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.”
Joe: “Tell me about it. It took me 15 minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: I asked my beautiful co-worker for a date.”
Pete: Did she agree to go out with you?”
Joe: Yes. She just recovered from COVID, which explains her loss of taste.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My graffiti-artist girlfriend just left me.”
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.”
Joe: “I should have really seen the writing on the wall.”
