Joe: “I told my wife I’m like a fine wine and get better with age.”
Pete: “How did she respond?”
Joe: “She locked me in the cellar.”
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Joe: “I was stopped for speeding, when I was only going the speed on the sign.”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Sir, I was only going the posted speed limit, 90 mph. He said, ‘That was the road number, not the speed limit.”
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Joe: “My grandma’s dream came true. She always wanted to go to medical school.”
Pete: “That’s great. How’s she doing, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m not sure, She went to medical school as a cadaver.”
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Joe: “My father in law said he was happy when his daughter met the right guy.”
Pete: “That was nice.”
Joe: Â He also said, he was sorry that relationship didn’t work out so she settled for me.”
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Joe: “The hospital called and told me my ex girlfriend was admitted and was serious.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told them I was only looking for a casual relationship.”
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Joe: “I don’t know what I’d do without my mother-in-law.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “But I often dream about life without her.”
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Joe: “My psychiatrist told me me I have acute paranoia.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told the psychiatrist I want to be cured not admired.”
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Joe: “I called my doctor’s office for an appointment and the receptionist said, “How about 10 tomorrow?”
Pete: “Did that work?”
Joe: “No, I didn’t need that many appointments.”
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Joe: “I told my psychologist that I think I’m psychic.
Pete: What did your psychologist say?”
Joe: “She asked me when I first experienced being psychic. I said, Next Tuesday.”
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Joe: “I asked my personal trainer at the gym what machine I should use to impress the ladies.”
Pete: “What did your personal trainer recommend?”
Joe: “The ATM.”
