Joe: “My neighbor complained my dog was constantly barking in my front yard. I quickly put a stop to it.”
Pete: What did you do.”
Joe: “I put my dog in the back yard.”
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Joe: “I got fired because I kept asking customers if they preferred smoking or non smoking.”
Pete: “That doesn’t seem fail.”
Joe: “Apparently the correct terms are cremation and burial.”
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Joe: “I’m starting to say ‘mucho’ to all my Mexican co-workers.”
Pete: “Do they appreciate your gesture?”
Joe: “It means a lot to them.”
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Joe: “I was playing blackjack with some rough guys. I had an 18 and said, ‘hit me.'”
Pete: “Did you win?“
Joe: “I don’t know, that was the last thing I remembered.”
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Joe: “I interviewed for a job as an air traffic controller and I was asked if I could perform under pressure.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “No, but I can perform Mozart’s clarinet concerto.”
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Joe: “I told my boss I was quitting if he didn’t give me a raise. He said, ‘You know where the door is.;”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Well, actually, I don’t.'”
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Joe: “I said to my supervisor, ‘Can I have a week off the first week of August? He said, ‘It’s May.'”
Pete: “What did your supervisor say?”
Joe: ” I said, ‘Sorry, May I have a week off the first week of August?'”
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Joe: “My mom always told me, ‘hard work never killed anyone.'”
Pete: “Sounds like good advice.”
Joe: “But why take a chance?”
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Joe: “I gave my vacuum cleaner away.”
Pete: “Why did you do that?”
Joe: “All it was doing was collecting dust.”
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Joe: “I went to my psychologist and told her I was having a panic attack because I felt I was shrinking.”
Pete: “What did your psychologist say?”
Joe: “She said, “You have to learn to be a little patient.”
