laugh out loud

Joe: “Everyone needs a friend who’s a chemist.”

Pete: “Why’s that?”

Joe: “They have all the solutions.”

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Joe: “Pete, Do you want to hear a COVID-19 joke?”

Pete: “Sure.”

Joe: “I’ll tell you a COVID-19 joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.”

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Joe: “All the nail salons, hair salons, waxing centers and tanning places are closed because of COVID-19.”

Pete: “I heard about that.”

Joe: “It’s about to get ugly out there.”

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Joe: “I went to doctor and told him every night I dream I am playing basketball.”

Pete: “What did the doctor say?”

Joe: He wanted to give me a prescription to help me sleep better. I didn’t take it.”

Pete: “Why didn’t you take it?”

Joe: “Tonight’s the championship game.”

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Joe and Pete are playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing.
Joe says, “Hey Pete check out the two idiots fishing’ in the rain!”

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Joe: “I changed my password to “incorrect.”

Pete: “Why did you do that?”

Joe: “Now, whenever I type in the wrong password, the computer will say, ‘Your password is incorrect.'”

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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Joe: “A guy knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.”

Pete: “What did you do?”

Joe: “I gave him a glass of water.”

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Joe: “I broke my finger last week.”

Pete: “I’m sorry to hear that, Joe.”

Joe: “On the other hand, I’m okay.”

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