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Dana: Brenda, what do you call a sad strawberry?

Brenda, “Gee, I don’t know, what?”

Dana: “A blueberry.”

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Sam: “My girlfriend is angry with me. She said I ruined her birthday.”

Oscar: “What did you do?”

Sam: “I’m not sure  – I didn’t even know it was her birthday.”

Sam: Thanks, Sue, for explaining the word “many” to me.

Sue: No problem, Sam.

Sam: It really means a lot.

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A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?”

His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.”

The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.”

His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”

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Ben: My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep.

Mary: It’s a good way to go.

Ben: At least he didn’t die screaming like the passengers the car he was driving.

Larry: I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief.

Joe: They had some nerve.

Larry: But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Question: How does NASA organize a party?

Answer: They planet.

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Mike: Why are math books so darn depressing?

Jack: I have no idea. Why?

Mike: They’re literally filled with problems.

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