Joe: “I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend.”
Pete: “That’s terrible, Joe. What did you do?”
Joe: “I told them that was the last time I was playing Monopoly with them.”
one line jokes
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I thought my personal trainer girlfriend was a keeper, but she broke up with me.”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe: “She said, ‘I just wasn’t working out.'”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me even though I told her I’d inherit a fortune when my dad died.”
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.”
Joe: “You’ve got that right, she’s now my mom.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I told my girlfriend I don’t like it when she makes jokes about my weight.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She told me to lighten up.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I spoke with my family today after WiFi was down.”
Pete: “That was nice.”
Joe: “They seem like nice people.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I asked my girlfriend what she liked best about me, my good looks or sexy body.”
Pete: “What did she say.”
Joe: “She said she like my sense of humor.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me because I’m a compulsive gambler.”
Pete: “How are you handling it, Joe?”
Joe: “All I can think of is how can I win her back.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend apologized to me for the first time last night.”
Pete: “Great. What did she say?”
Joe: “She said she was sorry she ever met me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I quit going to my chiropractor.”
Pete: “Why was that, Joe?”
Joe: “He was always trying to manipulate me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend and I split.”
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe. What happened?”
Joe: “We didn’t see eye to eye. She’s cross-eyed and was seeing someone on the side.”
