Joe: “I tried to explain to my three year old son that it’s normal to poop in your pants.”
Pete: “What did you tell him, Joe?”
Joe: “I asked him to stop making fun of me.”
one line jokes
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Time really flies at work. My day seems over almost as soon as it starts.”
Pete: “That’s great, Joe. What do you do?”
Joe:  “I snack, read Facebook, Instagram, and Tip Tok  and  see how many likes I got on my four dating apps. Time really flies.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’ve got a dental appointment for my toothache.”
Pete: “Are you nervous?”
Joe: “No, I know the drill.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’m teaching a math seminar to short people.”
Pete: “That’s nice. What’s the seminar called?”
Joe: “It’s called, ‘Making Little Things Count.'”Â
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Our marriage counselor told me I should treat my wife like it was our first date.”
Pete: “How did your respond.”
Joe: “I dropped her off at her parents.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Three years ago I asked the woman of my dreams for a date. Last night I asked her to marry me.”
Pete: “What did she say, Joe.”
Joe: “She said no both times.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I went to my bus stop and there was a pregnant woman waiting for the bus. I asked her when it was due, she said, “two weeks.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said,’ In that case, I’ll just walk to work.'”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant and the waiter asked me what vegetable I wanted for a side.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I wasn’t sure so I said, “Beets me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’m thinking of a career switch. I want to estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events.”
Pete: “That’s interesting.”
Joe: “Any idea how many people are in that field?”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I moved into a new apartment this weekend.”
Pete: “Is there a gym in the building?”
Joe: “I don’t know, I haven’t met everyone.”
