Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to see where she was operated upon for appendicitis. “
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “Oh, I really don’t want to see a hospital.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s On One End of the List
Joe: “I asked my girlfriend if I was the only one she slept with.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘Yes, the others were 8’s and 9’s.”
Today’s Joke: Did Joe Ace His Interview?
Joe: “I went for a job interview yesterday and I was asked if I could perform under pressure.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘No, but I can hum Taylor Swift’s recent single.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets Into It With His Dentist
Joe: “I went to the dentist and hollered, ‘Stop, you’re hurting me.;’ He started to cry.”
Pete: “Why did he start crying?”
Joe: ‘Yah. He said, “I have fillings too, you know.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Learning a New Language
Joe: “I’m learning sign language?”
Pete: “Do you need it in your work?”
Joe: “No. But I think it’s handy.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Addicted
Joe: “I’m addicted to brake fluid.”
Pete: “That’s terrible. Are you getting help?”
Joe: “It’s not bad, realy. I can stop any time.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Thinking of Breaking Up With His GF
Joe: “I’m thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend.”
Pete: “What’s the problem?”
Joe: “She has multiple personalities and I’m bad with names.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Had an appointment with a Dermatologist
Joe: “I went to the dermatologist yesterday and she said I have a skin condition.”
Pete: “What is it?”
Joe: “Too much skin.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Broke His Glasses
Joe: “I broke my glasses yesterday.”
Pete: “How are you doing without them?”
Joe: “Okay, I guess. I have to drink out of my hands.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Wants Him to Start Going to the Gym
Joe: “My girlfriend has been bugging me to go to the gym so I’ve started resistance training.”
Pete: “What are you doing?”
Joe: “Refusing to go to the gym.”
