Joe: “I can tell when people are being judgmental.”
Pete: “How do you do that, Joe?”
Joe: “Just by looking at them.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe Goes to a Wedding
Joe: My two Wi-Fi friends got married.”
Pete: “How was the wedding?”
Joe: “The wedding was okay. The reception was great.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Boss Asks Him a Question
Joe: “My boss asked if I was an optimist.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘I hope so.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Gives Him Advice
Joe: “My girlfriend and I were cleaning our apartment when she hollered at me.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, “It’s a toilet brush not a microphone.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Compares His GF to His Shower
Joe: “My shower is like my girlfriend.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “It’s either scalding hot or ice cold.”
Today’s Joke: Is Joe Reading a Self Help Book?
Joe: “I’m reading a book that explains everything about my life.”
Pete: “What’s the book’s title?”
Joe: “Inertia.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Helps His GF Make a Decision
Joe: “My girlfriend can’t decide if she wants to be hair stylist or a novelist.”
Pete: “Did you give her any advice?”
Joe: “Yah. I told her to flip a coin and see if it landed heads or tales.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Into Astronomy
Joe: “Do you like Orion’s Belt?”
Pete: “I guess.”
Joe: “I give it three stars.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Gives Him Advice
Joe: “This morning, over breakfast with my girlfriend, I was telling her about my talk today. She gave me some advice.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘Don’t try to be charming, intelligent, or witty. Just be yourself.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Challenges His Night School Professor
Joe: “I told my night school professor I didn’t deserve an F on my test and he agreed with me.”
Pete: “He did? What did he say?”
Joe: “He said, F was the lowest grade the computers allowed him to give me.”
