Joe: “I was playing chess with my girlfriend and she said, “Let’s make this interesting.”
Pete: “Did you make a wager?”
Joe: “We quit playing and went out for drinks.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe Has a Generous Heart
Joe: “I won a $1000 in the lottery and I decided to give a quarter of it to charity.”
Pete: “That’s generous of you, Joe.”
Joe: “Now I have $999.75.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Wonders Why He Has GF Trouble
Joe: “This morning I asked my iPhone, “Siri, why do I have trouble keeping a girlfriend?”
Pete: “How did Siri answer?”
Joe: “She activated my front camera.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Refuses to Go to a Wedding
Joe: “I have two friends who are really into vampires. I refused to go to their wedding.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “They suck.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Plans to Breakup With His Girlfriend
Joe: “I’m thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend. She’s a biology teacher.”
Pete: “Is that a problem?”
Joe: “Yes. She has too many skeletons in the closet.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s thinking about making a new year’s resolution
Joe: “I was going to make my new year’s resolution to quit all my bad. habits. But I changed my mind.”
Pete: “Why did you change your mind?”
Joe: “I remembered no one likes a quitter.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Goes on a Blind Date
Joe: “I’ll never go on a blind date again.”
Pete: “Why, Joe?”
Joe: “It’s never good when your blind date turns out to be your ex!”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Boss Asks Him a Question
Joe: “My boss asked me if I was just ignorant or just apathetic?”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, I don’t know and I don’t care.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has a Great Joke to Tell Pete
Joe: “I have an autumn joke. But I decided not tell you.”
Pete: “Why won’t you tell me?”
Joe: “You wouldn’t fall for it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Going Bird Watching
Joe: “My girlfriend and I are going on a bird watching vacation.”
Pete: “Where are you going?”
Joe: “We’re just going to wng it.”
