Joe: “My buddy Mike is a cop and he busted a mime today.”
Pete: “Did he read him his rights?”
Joe: “Only partially. He said he didn’t have to tell him to remain silent.”
Pete
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Asks Joe About Lawyers
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I knew the difference between a lawyer and a liar. I told her I didn’t know.”
Pete: “Did she tell you the difference?”
Joe: “Yah. She said, the pronunciation.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Working His Humor on Pete
Joe: “What starts with a W and ends with a T?”
Pete: “I don’t know, what?”
Joe: “That’s right.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Are Sharing Intimate Secrets. What Could Go Wrong?
Joe: “I told my girlfriend the truth. I said I was seeing a psychiatrist.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said she was going to tell me the truth. She was seeing a dentist, physical trainer and a bartender.”
