Joe: “My girlfriend told me she doesn’t understand cloning?”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘That makes two of us.'”
Comedy
Today’s Joke: What’s Joe Up to With His Goldfish?
Joe: “I had a goldfish who could breakdance.”
Pete: “Really?”
Joe: “Yah. Only for ten seconds and only one time.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets Confused
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to see where she was operated upon for appendicitis. “
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “Oh, I really don’t want to see a hospital.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s On One End of the List
Joe: “I asked my girlfriend if I was the only one she slept with.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘Yes, the others were 8’s and 9’s.”
Today’s Joke: Did Joe Ace His Interview?
Joe: “I went for a job interview yesterday and I was asked if I could perform under pressure.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘No, but I can hum Taylor Swift’s recent single.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets Into It With His Dentist
Joe: “I went to the dentist and hollered, ‘Stop, you’re hurting me.;’ He started to cry.”
Pete: “Why did he start crying?”
Joe: ‘Yah. He said, “I have fillings too, you know.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Learning a New Language
Joe: “I’m learning sign language?”
Pete: “Do you need it in your work?”
Joe: “No. But I think it’s handy.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Addicted
Joe: “I’m addicted to brake fluid.”
Pete: “That’s terrible. Are you getting help?”
Joe: “It’s not bad, realy. I can stop any time.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Thinking of Breaking Up With His GF
Joe: “I’m thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend.”
Pete: “What’s the problem?”
Joe: “She has multiple personalities and I’m bad with names.”
Today’s Joke: Is Joe’s Grandfather Trying to Date?
Joe: “My grandfather asked a woman for her number.”
Pete: “Did she give him her number?”
Joe: Yes, she said, “It’s 149 over 98.”
