Joe: “I visited the birthplace of the person who invented dental floss.”
Pete: “How was it?”
Joe: “I didn’t see any plaque.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Have a Toilet Paper Issue
Joe: “My girlfriend and I always fight over the right way round to hang the toilet paper, so asked my therapist what we should do.”
Pete: “What did your therapist suggest?”
Pete: “My therapist suggested we try the other person’s way for a week. You know roll reversal.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Stopped Wearing Eyeglasses.
Joe: “I not wearing eyeglasses anymore.”
Pete: “Did you have eye surgery?”
Joe: “No. I’ve seen enough.”
Who Stole Dad’s Keishka? YouTube Short
Pru and I made a humorous Daughter and Dad YouTube short – Hope it gives you a smile.
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Wants a Wake Up Call
Joe: “When I was out of town, I called the front desk and asked for a wake up call.”
Pete: “Did it work?”
Joe: “Yah, the hotel operator called right back and said, “What the hell are you doing with your life!”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Talks in Her Sleep
Joe: “My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “I don’t know, but she nearly took my eye out.”
Today’s Joke: Does Joe Have a Marriage Phobia?
Joe: My therapist told me I might have a marriage phobia. She asked if I thought I had any symptoms?
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘I can’t say I do.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Compares Joe to a Commercial
Joe: “My girlfriend told me I was like a TV commercial.”
Pete: “Did she tell you what she meant?”
Joe: “Yah, she said, she couldn’t believe a word I said.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Asks Him a Question
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me what an anniversary and toilet have in common.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I shook my head and she said, “Men always miss them.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Wants a Fun Night
Joe: “My girlfriend said, ‘Let’s go out and have fun tonight.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “If you get home before me, leave the light on.”
