Joe: “I recently ended a long term relationship.”
Pete: “I’m sorry to hear that, Joe.”
Joe: “It’s okay, it wasn’t mine.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Wants to Know if Joe is Serious
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I ever want to get married.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘When I meet the right girl.’ It didn’t go over big.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Trying to Figure His GF Out
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she gets lost in my eyes.”
Pete: “She’s really in to you.”
Joe: “I’m not sure. She add, ‘I also get lost in malls and big cities.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Played Chess With His Girlfriend
Joe: “I was playing chess with my girlfriend and she said, “Let’s make this interesting.”
Pete: “Did you make a wager?”
Joe: “We quit playing and went out for drinks.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Hearing Voices
Joe: “I told my girlfriend that I am hearing voices.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘You don’t have a girlfriend.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Sets Pete Up
Joe: “Pete, imagine you walk into a bar and line of guys is waiting to hit you.”
Pete: “Okay, so?”
Joe: “That’s the punch line.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Plays Scrabble with His GF
Joe: “I played Scrabble with my girlfriend and I knew she was mad at me.”
Pete: “How did you know she was mad at you?”
Joe: “I drew seven tiles: e b u l o t r and I knew it was trouble.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His Girlfriend Broke Up
Joe: “My lactose intolerant girlfriend is broke up with me.”
Pete: “Why did she break up your relationship?
Joe: “She hated my cheesy jokes.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s thinking about making a new year’s resolution
Joe: “I was going to make my new year’s resolution to quit all my bad. habits. But I changed my mind.”
Pete: “Why did you change your mind?”
Joe: “I remembered no one likes a quitter.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Claims He Doesn’t Have a Beer Gut
Joe: “I don’t have a beer gut.”
Pete: “You don’t?”
Joe: “No. I call it a protective covering for my rock hard abs.”
