Joe: “My girlfriend is accusing me of cheating on her.”
Pete: “Why is she doing that?”
Joe: “Because I started showering three times a week.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Have Different Ideas
Joe: “My girlfriend told me if I worked out at the gym my mood would improve.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “Can I order a pizza first?”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Are Sharing Intimate Secrets. What Could Go Wrong?
Joe: “I told my girlfriend the truth. I said I was seeing a psychiatrist.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said she was going to tell me the truth. She was seeing a dentist, physical trainer and a bartender.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Wants to Look Good for Summer
Joe: “I’ve got a goal to lose five pounds before the first day of summer.”
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “Just ten more pounds to lose.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Meditating
Joe: “My girlfriend started meditating every evening.”
Pete: “What do you think about that?”
Joe: ‘It’s better than sitting around and doing nothing.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Been Sober
Joe: “I’ve been sober for 100 days.”
Pete: “That’s great, Joe.”
Joe: “They’re not in a row.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has OCD
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she was going out drinking because she couldn’t take my OCD.”
Pete: “Did you say anything to her?”
Joe: “Yah. I told her to close the door three times before she left.”
Today’s Joke: It’s Making Joe Break Out in a Sweat
Joe: “I have a fear of tsunamis.”
Pete: “How bad is your fear, Joe?”
Joe: “It comes in waves.”
Today’s Joke: Joe is Afraid of Speed Bumps
Joe: “I’ve got a huge fear of driving over speed bumps.”
Pete: “Is that causing a problem, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m slowly getting over it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s a Bit Confused
Joe: “I had my car waxed.”
Pete: “How’s it look?”
Joe: “I have no idea how it gets so hairy.”
