Joe: “I used to be addicted to not showering.”
Pete: “You’re not addicted anymore?”
Joe: “I’ve been clean for three years.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s Picky About His Food
Joe: “I really enjoy eating snails.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “It’s not fast food.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Needs to Get a Life
Joe: “I tried to catch fog yesterday.”
Pete: “Were you able to do that?”
Joe: “I mist.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Going to Prove a Point
Joe: “My dad told me I wouldn’t amount to much because I procrastinate.”
Pete: “What did you say to your Dad?”
Joe: “I said, “Just you wait.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Is Willing to Go A Long Way
Joe: “I have an incredible sex drive.”
Pete: “You do?”
Joe: “Yah, my girlfriend lives 100 miles (160 km) away.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Wants to Grow Herbs
Joe: “I went to the garden store. I wanted to know how to grow herbs.”
Pete: “Did you learn anything?”
Joe: “I got some sage advice.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Quit His Job at Starbucks
Joe: “I quit my job at Starbucks.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “I couldn’t stand the daily grind.
Today’s Joke: Joe Should Know Some Things Are Best Left Unsaid
Joe: “I told my girlfriend that from the first time I saw her I wanted to make love to her badly.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘You succeeded.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Found Just His Type
Joe: “I recall the last time I met someone who was my type.”
Pete: “When was that?”
Joe: “What I was donating blood.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Has Personal Space Issues
Joe: “My girlfriend told me that sometimes I violate her personal space.”
Pete: “Why did she say that?”
Joe: “I don’t know. It completely ruined our bubble bath.
