Joe: “I have an incredible sex drive.”
Pete: “You do?”
Joe: “Yah, my girlfriend lives 100 miles (160 km) away.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Accuses Joe of Being Lazy
Joe: “My girlfriend was upset with me. She accused me of being lazy.”
Pete: “How did you respond to her?”
Joe: “I said, “Don’t get mad at me, I didn’t do anything.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Accuses Him of Cheating
Joe: “My girlfriend is accusing me of cheating on her.”
Pete: “Why is she doing that?”
Joe: “Because I started showering three times a week.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Have Different Ideas
Joe: “My girlfriend told me if I worked out at the gym my mood would improve.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “Can I order a pizza first?”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Are Sharing Intimate Secrets. What Could Go Wrong?
Joe: “I told my girlfriend the truth. I said I was seeing a psychiatrist.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said she was going to tell me the truth. She was seeing a dentist, physical trainer and a bartender.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Schools Him
Joe: “My girlfriend told me I reminded her of TV commercials.”
Pete: “Did she say why?”
Joe: “Yah, she said she couldn’t believe a word I say.”
