Joe: “My girlfriend told me that sometimes I violate her personal space.”
Pete: “Why did she say that?”
Joe: “I don’t know. It completely ruined our bubble bath.
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Today’s Joke: Joe Joined a Support Group
Joe: “I’ve joined a support group for impatient people.”
Pete: “Good for you, Joe.”
Joe: “I can’t wait for our next meeting.”
Today’s Poem: Friendship by Shel Silverstein
Friendship
Shel Silverstein
I’ve discovered a way to stay friends forever–
There’s really nothing to it.
I simply tell you what to do
And you do it!!
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Not a Day Dreamer
Joe: “I stopped day dreaming at work.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “My mind keeps wandering.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Was a Street Mime in Vegas
Joe: “When I was younger I was a street mime in Vegas.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “It’s only now that I can talk about it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Called the Paranoia Hotline
Joe: “I was having problems last night and called the paranoia hotline.”
Pete: “What did they say?”
Joe: “They said, “How did you get this number?”
Today’s Joke: Joe Goes for His Annual Physical
Joe: “I went for my annual physical today. The doctor was late, and the receptionist said, “I’m sorry for your wait.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘That’s okay, I’ve been fat all my life.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Had His Car Waxed
Joe: “I just had my car waxed.”
Pete: “How does it look?”
Joe: “I had no idea it could get so hairy.”
Today’s Joke: Will Joe Take the Advice?
Joe: “My psychologist told me I can conquer my fear of buffets.”
Pete: “What did your psychologist tell you to do?”
Joe: “he said the first thing I had to do was to help myselfl.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Careful Who He Listens To
Joe: “I told myself to stop drinking.”
Pete: “Are you going to do it?”
Joe: “No. Do you think I’m going to listen to a drunk giving me advice.”
