Joe: “I tried to catch fog yesterday.”
Pete: “Were you able to do that?”
Joe: “I mist.”
Joe: “My dad told me I wouldn’t amount to much because I procrastinate.”
Pete: “What did you say to your Dad?”
Joe: “I said, “Just you wait.”
Joe: “I thin icy is the easiest word to spell.”
Pete: “You sure about that?”
Joe: “When I think about it, I see why.”
Joe: “I have an incredible sex drive.”
Pete: “You do?”
Joe: “Yah, my girlfriend lives 100 miles (160 km) away.”
Joe: “I can’t joke around with my brother, Sam.”
Pete: “He doesn’t have a sense of humor?”
Joe: “Sam’s a kleptomaniac and he always takes things literally.”
Joe: “I was seeing a psychologist because I was so indecisive.”
Pete: “Did it help?”
Joe: “I’m not sure.”
Joe: “I went to the garden store. I wanted to know how to grow herbs.”
Pete: “Did you learn anything?”
Joe: “I got some sage advice.”
Joe: “I quit my job at Starbucks.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “I couldn’t stand the daily grind.
Joe: “I told my girlfriend that from the first time I saw her I wanted to make love to her badly.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘You succeeded.'”
Joe: “I recall the last time I met someone who was my type.”
Pete: “When was that?”
Joe: “What I was donating blood.”
