Joe: “I wasn’t planning to go for a run today, but I did.”
Pete: “Why the change of heart?”
Joe: “The cops came out of nowhere.”
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Joe: “I had a panic attack, I thought the sun wasn’t going to rise.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I calmed down when it dawned on me.”
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Joe: “Someone took my coffee mug at work today.”
Pete: “That’s too bad.”
Joe: “I’m going to the police station to look at some mug shots.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My divorce is just like the espresso I get from Starbucks.”
Pete: “How so?”
Joe: “It’s expensive and bitter.”
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Joe: “I was visited my grandpa and he was talking to a young bearded guy with lots of bling and tattoos. I said, ‘Who is this guy?'”
Pete: “What did your grandpa say?”
Joe: “He said, “‘This is my hip replacement.'”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My wife told me I’m too skeptical.”
Pete: “How did you respond to her?”
Joe: “I told her I don’t believe a word she says.”
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Joe: “I just finished reading a novel about a guy who had a small garden.”
Pete: “How was it.”
Joe: “It didn’t have much of a plot.”
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Joe: “I told my boss, what happened wasn’t my fault.”
Pete: “What did your boss say?”
Joe: “My boss said, “I know. I’m just blaming you.”
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Joe: “I get so much exercise at work I cancelled my gym membership.”
Pete: “What do you do?”
Joe: “I jump to conclusions, push my luck, and dodge deadlines.”
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Joe: “I interviewed for a sales job and during the interview the boss said, “You’re missing pages two and three of your resume.””
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe. What did  you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Page two will cost you $20 and page three will cost your $30.” The boss said, ‘You’re hired.'”
