Joe: “My girlfriend emailed me photos of our weekend together, but I couldn’t open any of the files.”
Pete: “That’s too bad,Joe.”
Joe: “I’ve always had trouble with emotional attachments.”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I told my doctor that every time I touch my shoulder, jaw, or knee it really hurts.”
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe. What did your doctor say?”
Joe: “My doctor told me my index finger was broken.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My doctor told me told me to avoid all unnecessary stress and cut down on drinking.”
Pete: “Are you following your doctor’s advice?”
Joe: “Yes. I ignored my doctor’s bill and only drank one six pack instead of two.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Pete: “Joe, what do you think of the adage, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away?”
Joe: “It’s true, if you can throw a fast ball and aim the apple well enough.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “When I got home, my girlfriend left a note on the fridge that said, ‘This isn’t working, bye.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I opened the fridge, sure the light was out, but my beer was cold.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I went to work last Saturday and my boss asked me what I was doing at work?”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told my boss my girlfriend told me to go to hell, work was the closest I could get.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My psychologist told me I suffered from paranoia.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told my psychologist I wasn’t suffering, I was enjoying every minute of it.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My boss walked by and told me to have a great day.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I left early and went fishing.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “A homeless guy asked me for ten dollars to keep him until payday.”
Pete: “What did you tell him?”
Joe: “I asked him when was payday. He said, ‘I don’t know, you’re the one who’s working.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me if I could perform under pressure.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said I wasn’t sure, but I could perform Mozart’s Clarinet Concerto.”
