Joe: “I not wearing eyeglasses anymore.”
Pete: “Did you have eye surgery?”
Joe: “No. I’ve seen enough.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Wants a Fun Night
Joe: “My girlfriend said, ‘Let’s go out and have fun tonight.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “If you get home before me, leave the light on.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Takes Off
Joe: “My best friend ran off with my girlfriend.”
Pete: “What are you going to do about it?”
Joe: “Pray for him.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Ends a Relationship
Joe: “I recently ended a long term relationship.”
Pete: “I’m sorry to hear that, Joe.”
Joe: “It’s okay, it wasn’t mine.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Wants to Know if Joe is Serious
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I ever want to get married.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘When I meet the right girl.’ It didn’t go over big.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Trying to Figure His GF Out
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she gets lost in my eyes.”
Pete: “She’s really in to you.”
Joe: “I’m not sure. She add, ‘I also get lost in malls and big cities.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Thinking About His Life
Joe: “I’ve been thinking about my life and all the people I’ve lost.”
Pete: “That’s pretty deep, Joe.”
Joe: “Yah. I’m going to quit my job as a tour guide.
Today’s Joke: Joe Refuses to Go to a Wedding
Joe: “I have two friends who are really into vampires. I refused to go to their wedding.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “They suck.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Thinks Joe Has Artistic Talent. You Be the Judge
Joe: “My girlfriend thinks I have artistic talent. I painted a homeless guy on a bench.”
Pete: “Your girlfriend liked it?”
Joe: “Yah, but if he’s still there tomorrow, I’ll give him another coat.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets in Trouble with His Boss
Joe: “My boss stopped the meeting and asked me what I was doing with my pencil and notepad.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said I was drawing my own conclusions.”
