Joe: “I went to my dermatologist with a suspicious looking mole.”
Pete: “What did your dermatologist say?”
Joe: “He said they all look that way and I should have left it in the garden.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Are Sharing Intimate Secrets. What Could Go Wrong?
Joe: “I told my girlfriend the truth. I said I was seeing a psychiatrist.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said she was going to tell me the truth. She was seeing a dentist, physical trainer and a bartender.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Wants to Look Good for Summer
Joe: “I’ve got a goal to lose five pounds before the first day of summer.”
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “Just ten more pounds to lose.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Meditating
Joe: “My girlfriend started meditating every evening.”
Pete: “What do you think about that?”
Joe: ‘It’s better than sitting around and doing nothing.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has OCD
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she was going out drinking because she couldn’t take my OCD.”
Pete: “Did you say anything to her?”
Joe: “Yah. I told her to close the door three times before she left.”
Today’s Joke: It’s Making Joe Break Out in a Sweat
Joe: “I have a fear of tsunamis.”
Pete: “How bad is your fear, Joe?”
Joe: “It comes in waves.”
Today’s Joke: Joe is Afraid of Speed Bumps
Joe: “I’ve got a huge fear of driving over speed bumps.”
Pete: “Is that causing a problem, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m slowly getting over it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s a Bit Confused
Joe: “I had my car waxed.”
Pete: “How’s it look?”
Joe: “I have no idea how it gets so hairy.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has an Interest in Dental Floss
Joe: “I visited the birthplace of the person who invented dental floss.”
Pete: “How was it?”
Joe: “I didn’t see any plaque.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Have a Toilet Paper Issue
Joe: “My girlfriend and I always fight over the right way round to hang the toilet paper, so asked my therapist what we should do.”
Pete: “What did your therapist suggest?”
Pete: “My therapist suggested we try the other person’s way for a week. You know roll reversal.”
