Joe: “My wife text me and said, ‘I’m leaving you. It’s over.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I was relieved when her next text said, ‘Opps, this wasn’t meant for you.'”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “When I’m sleepy I really snore loudly.”
Pete: “Does it bother your wife and family?”
Joe: “Only when I’m driving.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My doctor told me jogging would add years to my life. I started yesterday.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “The doctor was right. When I finished, I felt ten  years older.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I was listening to her.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “This is a weird way to start a conversation.”
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Joe: “My wife was really upset our son got a D in math.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She told me to stop doing his homework.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I told my wife that I wanted to see the kids every other weekend.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She reminded me we were married and live together and I have to see them every day.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My psychologist told me I had an inferiority complex.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘That may be true, but it’s not a very good one.'”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “A girl I met at the bar told me I had the worst hair she’d ever seen.”
Pete: “How did you react?”
Joe: “I hugged her and told her I supported the visually impaired.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My wife went with me for my physical exam. The doctor asked me for stool sample.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “My wife looked at me and said, ‘Just give him your undershorts.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I asked my wife how she stays so calm when she is mad at me.”
Pete: “What did she say.”
Joe: “She said she stays calm by cleaning the toilet – with my toothbrush.”
