Joe: “I went to the dentist and she told me, ‘This is going to hurt. Are you ready?”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe. “My dentist said, “Your bill is $800.”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My psychologist told me to never give up on my dreams.”
Pete: “That sounds like good advice.”
Joe: “Yes, I decided to sleep more.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Pete, do you know how to tell if someone is vegan?”
Pete: “No. How can you tell?”
Joe: “Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I got fired from my job at the Zoo.”
Pete: “Why were you fired, Joe?”
Joe: “I was supposed to feed the animals, but there were signs everywhere that said, “Don’t Feed the Animals.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Pete, did you hear about the new squirrel diet?”
Pete: “No, what is it?”
Joe: “It’s just nuts.”
🌞 Today’s Inspiration ~ Live With No Regrets
“It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret.”
~Â Jackie Joyner-Kersee
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’m suffering from separation anxiety.”
Pete: “What’s troubling you, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m afraid my ex will come back.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My psychiatrist told me I had an obsessive-compulsive disorder.”
Pete: “Was your psychiatrist certain?”
Joe: “I’m not sure, I only called ten times to make sure she was certain.”Â
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying.”
Pete: “That’s amazing?”
Joe: “I can also tell when they’re standing.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I felt I was being followed.”
Pete: “Did you ask her why she thought that?”
Joe: “She said she was seeing other guys behind my back.”
