Joe: “My girlfriend told me, ‘The last thing I want to do is hurt you.'”
Pete: “That was nice of her?”
Joe: “She added, ‘It’s still on my list. It’s just not last.'”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend told me I have no respect for her personal space.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her it was totally ruining our bath together.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My son and I were playing chess and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting.'”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “We quit playing chess and went out for an ice cream.”
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Joe: “Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.”
Pete: “That’s a weird combo.”
Joe: “Yah, my life is a joke.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My wife and I child-proofed our home.”
Pete: “That’s a good idea, Joe.”
Joe: “Yah, but they’re still getting in.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I asked Siri why I have relationship issues.”
Pete: “What did Siri say?”
Joe: “She said, this isn’t Siri, it’s Alexa.
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My boss thinks what I have to say is important.”
Pete: “Did your boss tell you that?”
Joe: “Yes, I called him and my boss said, “Your message is important, please wait for the beep before recording.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I asked my girlfriend to do something that makes her think I’m sexy.”
Pete: “What did she do?”
Joe: “She went out and got drunk.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I went to a bar and I asked the woman next to me if she said, “Would you like to dance?”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘No, I said, you fat in those pants.'”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend told me our relationship is a lot like algebra.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “She said, she thinks about her X and looks at me and wonders Y.”
