Joe: “My doctor told me I was going deaf.”
Pete: “How did you feel?”
Joe: “The news was hard for me to hear.”
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Joe: “I’m going to Las Vegas with my doctor.”
Pete: “What’s her speciality?”
Joe: “She’s a cardiologist.”
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Joe: “I told my son his brain was an app.”
Pete: “Why did you do that?”
Joe: “I was hoping he’d use it.”
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Joe: “My boss told me I had management potential.”
Pete: “That’s great. Why did your boss say that?”
Joe: “Because I blame everyone else for my mistakes.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend is a terrible cook.”
Pete: “How bad of a cook is she?”
Joe: “She’s so bad when I leave my dental floss in the kitchen, the roaches hang themselves.”
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Joe: “My parents came up last weekend.”
Pete: “That’s great.”
Joe: “We let them out of the basement.”
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Joe: “I quit my job working for the fire hydrant company.”
Pete: “Why did you quit?”
Joe: “I couldn’t fine a parking space anywhere near the plant.”
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Joe: “I’m having trouble finding my dream job.”
Pete; “What is your dream job?”
Joe: I want to be a narrator for memes.”
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Joe: “I have a new relationship goal.”
Pete: “What is it?”
Joe: “To get a relationship.”
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Joe: “I have a new exercise routine.”
Pete: “What is it, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m running away from my problems, commitments, and responsibilities.”
