Joe: “I’ve been thinking about my life and all the people I’ve lost.”
Pete: “That’s pretty deep, Joe.”
Joe: “Yah. I’m going to quit my job as a tour guide.
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Today’s Joke: Joe Has a Generous Heart
Joe: “I won a $1000 in the lottery and I decided to give a quarter of it to charity.”
Pete: “That’s generous of you, Joe.”
Joe: “Now I have $999.75.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Plans to Breakup With His Girlfriend
Joe: “I’m thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend. She’s a biology teacher.”
Pete: “Is that a problem?”
Joe: “Yes. She has too many skeletons in the closet.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Boss Asks Him a Question
Joe: “My boss asked me if I was just ignorant or just apathetic?”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, I don’t know and I don’t care.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has a Great Joke to Tell Pete
Joe: “I have an autumn joke. But I decided not tell you.”
Pete: “Why won’t you tell me?”
Joe: “You wouldn’t fall for it.”
Joke of the Day: Joe’s Friend’s Grandfather Invented Lifesavers
Joe: “My friend’s grandfather invented Lifesavers.”
Pete: “Tell me more.”
Joe: “Yah, he made a mint.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Quit His Job
Joe: “I quit my job at the muffler factory.”
Pete: “Why did you quit?”
Joe: “It was too exhaustive.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Went on a New Diet
Joe: “I’m on a seafood diet.”
Pete: “How’s it working?”
Joe: “I see food and I eat it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Brother Wins a Gold Medal
Joe: “My brother was so proud of the gold medal he won at the city championships.”
Pete: “He must have felt good.”
Joe: “Yah, he had it bronzed.”
Joke of the Day: Joe’s Dad is Getting Old
Joe: “I can see my dad getting old.”
Pete: “How so?”
Joe: “He has all the answers without being asked a question.”
