Joe: ‘My girlfriend asked me to clear the table.”
Pete: “Was that a problem?”
Joe: “No. But I needed a running start.”
jokes
Today’s Joke: What’s Joe Up to With His Goldfish?
Joe: “I had a goldfish who could breakdance.”
Pete: “Really?”
Joe: “Yah. Only for ten seconds and only one time.”
Today’s Joke: Did Joe Ace His Interview?
Joe: “I went for a job interview yesterday and I was asked if I could perform under pressure.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘No, but I can hum Taylor Swift’s recent single.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets Into It With His Dentist
Joe: “I went to the dentist and hollered, ‘Stop, you’re hurting me.;’ He started to cry.”
Pete: “Why did he start crying?”
Joe: ‘Yah. He said, “I have fillings too, you know.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Learning a New Language
Joe: “I’m learning sign language?”
Pete: “Do you need it in your work?”
Joe: “No. But I think it’s handy.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Addicted
Joe: “I’m addicted to brake fluid.”
Pete: “That’s terrible. Are you getting help?”
Joe: “It’s not bad, realy. I can stop any time.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Had an appointment with a Dermatologist
Joe: “I went to the dermatologist yesterday and she said I have a skin condition.”
Pete: “What is it?”
Joe: “Too much skin.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gives His GF Advice
Joe: “My girlfriend was depressed. She said she felt like she was falling in a bottomless pit.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘At least you won’t hit your head.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Broke His Glasses
Joe: “I broke my glasses yesterday.”
Pete: “How are you doing without them?”
Joe: “Okay, I guess. I have to drink out of my hands.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Going to Make His GF Happy
Joe: “I told my girlfriend I was going to make her the happiest woman in the world.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘I’m going to miss you.'”
