Joe: “If I listened to my wife I wouldn’t be in the trouble I am in right now.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”
laugh out loud
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Joe: “I got two dogs and named them Calvin and Klein.”
Pete: “Like the underwear.”
Joe: “No, they are boxers.”
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Joe: “I stopped taking my dog to the park because the ducks were always biting him.”
Pete: “Why do you think that was happening, Joe?”
Joe: “I think it’s because my dog is a pure bread.”
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Joe: “I went to the doctor because I can’t stop telling airport jokes.”
Pete: “What did your doctor say?”
Joe: “He said it was terminal.”
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Joe: “I tried to give up eating meat, but found out I couldn’t.”
Pete: “Why is that, Joe?”
Joe: “Every time I tried I went cold turkey.”
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Joe: “I asked my girlfriend to hand me the newspaper. She told me to be more tekkie and handed me her iPad.”
Pete: “That was nice.”
Joe: “The fly never knew what hit it.”
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Joe: “I burned up 2000 calories today.”
Pete: “That’s great, Joe. How did you do it.”
Joe: “I forgot I was baking a batch of brownies and they all burned in the oven.”
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Joe: “My friend Bob’s birthday is tomorrow. He is a gym addict and workout freak. I’ve got the perfect gift for him.
Pete: “What did you buy Bob,Joe?”
Joe: “A mirror.”
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Joe: “I went for COVID-19 test and the nurse asked me if I lost my sense of taste.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘No, I always dress like this.'”
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Joe: “My pet goldfish was having seizures so I took him to the veterinarian.”
Pete: “What did the vet say?”
Joe: “The vet said the goldfish looked fine. I said, “Sure, he looks fine, he’s in the bowl, take him out and lay him on the table.”
