Joe: “My dentist asked me the last time I flossed.”
Pete: “What did you tell your dentist?”
Joe: “I said, “Duh, you were there.”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: I met a girl at a bar and asked her if she’d like to dance.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, Yes.” I said, “Great, can I have your stool?”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I got fired today.”
Pete: “Why did you get fired?”
Joe: “I don’t know, I wasn’t doing anything.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I did a kind act today?
Pete: “What did you do, Joe?”
Joe: “I was talking to an old gal at the bank and she asked me to help her check her balance, so I pushed her over.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I fighting global warming.”
Pete: “That’s great. What are you doing, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius.Â
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “When I went to the gym today, I was excited and hopped on the treadmill. I didn’t know why people started staring at me.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I stopped hopping and started running.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Molly: “Sophie do you know the difference between men and a bank CD?”
Sophie: “What’s the difference, Molly?”
Molly: “Bank CD’s mature.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Pete, will you do me a favor?”
Pete: “Sure, Joe. What is it?”
Joe: “If you see me running, trip whatever is chasing me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I think my girlfriend has Alzheimers.”
Pete: “What makes you think that, Joe?”
Joe: “She says she can’t remember what she saw in me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I went to the doctor today and told her I was feeling run down.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, I should look both ways before crossing the street.”
