Joe: “I went to my doctor and asked if he had anything for my liver.”
Pete: “What did you doctor say?”
Joe: “He gave me an onion and told me to sauté my liver with it.”
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🌾 Today’s Poem ~ Lover’s Gifts IV: She Is Near to My Heart
Lover’s Gifts IV: She Is Near to My Heart
Rabindranath Tagore
She is near to my heart as the meadow-flower to the earth; she is
sweet to me as sleep is to tired limbs. My love for her is my life
flowing in its fullness, like a river in autumn flood, running with
serene abandonment. My songs are one with my love, like the murmur
of a stream, that sings with all its waves and current.
sweet to me as sleep is to tired limbs. My love for her is my life
flowing in its fullness, like a river in autumn flood, running with
serene abandonment. My songs are one with my love, like the murmur
of a stream, that sings with all its waves and current.
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’m really happy with life right now. Kids are doing great in school, my wife loves me, and my doctor says I’m the picture of perfect health.
Pete: Wow! That’s great! Is there anything wrong with you?”
Joe: My therapist told me I’m a compulsive liar.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I really want to tell my co-worker I have strong feeling for her.”
Pete: “Don’t be shy, Joe. Go for it.”
Joe: “You really think I should tell her I can’t stand her?”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I lasted only one day working as a massage therapist. The owner fired me.”
Pete: “What happened, Joe?”
Joe: “The owner said I was rubbing people the wrong way.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise.”
Pete: “That’s great, Joe. What companies were after you?”
Joe: “Gas, water, and electricity.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I look terrible this morning. I got a black eye and busted lip.”
Pete: “What happened, Joe?”
Joe: “I was trying to defend girlfriend’s reputation.”
Pete: “You’re a great guy, Joe.”
Joe: “I didn’t know my wife could hit so hard.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Molly: “I went to the doctor and the doctor said, “I have acute appendicitis.”
Sophie: “What did you say?”
Molly: “I said, “Compared to who?“
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “In my annual performance review my supervisor said I lack passion and focus.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe; “I told her she should see me with a pizza.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “The school called me today and told me my son’s been telling lies.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Congratulate him on how well he lies, I don’t any kids.”
