Joe: “After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist finally said something that made me cry.”
Pete: “What did he say?”
Joe: “No hablo ingles.”
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Joe: “I overheard my psychologist ask his colleague a questions at Starbucks.”
Pete: “What did your psychologist ask?”
Joe: “My psychologist asked his colleague, “How am I feeling?”
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Joe: “I’m terrified of elevators.”
Pete: “What are you doing if you don’t use elevators, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m taking steps to avoid them.”
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Joe: “What do you call it when you know you’re right, but say you were wrong?”
Pete: “I don’t have a clue, what?”
Joe: “A relationship.”
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Joe: “The fact that germs enter my body without my permission is not right.”
Pete: “Right on, Joe.”
Joe: “They just makes me sick.”
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Joe: “I wanted to make sure my wife woke up with a smile this morning?”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I’m not allowed to use magic markers anymore.”
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Joe: “I told a joke to my wife while she was having a baby.”
Pete: “What did she say, Joe?”
Joe: “I thought I did a good job until she told me to focus on the delivery.”
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Joe: “Pete, do you ever get a shooting pain in your neck like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?”
Pete: “No, I haven’t, Joe.”
Joe: “How about now, Pete?”Â
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Joe: “My wife asked me to put ketchup on our shopping list.”
Pete: “Did you do it?”
Joe: “Yes, but now we can’t read the list.”
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Joe: “I was playing chess with my girlfriend and she said, “Let’s make this interesting.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “We stopped playing chess.”
