Joe: “I went to my proctologist for an exam.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “While the proctologist was examining me, I said, “You can tell my boss my head isn’t up there.”
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Joe: “I went to my psychologist and told him I believe I’m the Invisible Man.”
Pete: “What did the psychologist say?”
Joe: “He said he couldn’t see me.”
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An attendant in a mental hospital receives a call
The voice says: “Could you check if the patient in room 14 is still there?”
The Attendant answers: “A moment please”
The attendant checks room 14. And comes back to the phone:Â Â “No!! He’s gone!!”
The voice says: “Good, looks like I really escaped this time….”
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Joe: “My brother’s doctor told him he had six months to live, so he shot him.”
Pete: “That’s terrible.”
Joe: “It turned out well, the judge gave my brother 40 years.”
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Joe: “I got really excited when I completed a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in only two weeks.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “The box said 6 to 8 years on it.”
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Joe: “I went to pet store to buy a dog. The clerk asked me what demeanor was I looking for in a dog.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told the clerk I wanted a guard dog so da meaner da better.”
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Joe: “I broke up with my tennis playing girlfriend.”
Pete: “Why did you break up, Joe?”
Joe: “Love meant nothing to her.”
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Pete: “Joe, whatever became of your dream to be an engineer?”
Joe: “It didn’t work, I burned too many bridges.”
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Joe: “Early in my career I wanted to be a computer programmer.”
Pete: “What happened.”
Joe: “I just couldn’t hack it.”
