Joe: “My psychologist told me I suffered from paranoia.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told my psychologist I wasn’t suffering, I was enjoying every minute of it.”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My boss walked by and told me to have a great day.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I left early and went fishing.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “A homeless guy asked me for ten dollars to keep him until payday.”
Pete: “What did you tell him?”
Joe: “I asked him when was payday. He said, ‘I don’t know, you’re the one who’s working.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me if I could perform under pressure.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said I wasn’t sure, but I could perform Mozart’s Clarinet Concerto.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I told my psychiatrist I felt like a failure. She asked me if I ever tried to kill myself.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her, “About four times, but I’m not very good at it.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My uncle collapsed and died at a family get together.”
Pete: “That’s horrible, Joe. Did you try to help?”
Joe: “No, we were playing a game of charades and couldn’t figure out what he was trying to say.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My came into my cubicle and told me it was the third time I was late this week.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told him it was only Wednesday.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I told my doctor every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my eye?”
Pete: “What did your doctor tell you?”
Joe: “My doctor told me to take the spoon out of my cup before I drink my coffee.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My divorce is just like buying espresso from Starbucks.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “It’s expensive and bitter.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My doctor told me it was time for me to start breaking into a sweat every day.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told my doctor I’d start lying to my girlfriend.”
