Joe: “I’ve decided to look a few new job.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “It was something my boss said.”
Pete: ‘What did your boss say?”
Joe: “My boss said, ‘You’re fired.'”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.”
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.”
Joe: “Tell me about it. It took me 15 minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: I asked my beautiful co-worker for a date.”
Pete: Did she agree to go out with you?”
Joe: Yes. She just recovered from COVID, which explains her loss of taste.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My graffiti-artist girlfriend just left me.”
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.”
Joe: “I should have really seen the writing on the wall.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My son told me he had an imaginary girlfriend. I said, “You can do much better.”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe: “My son said, “Thanks, Dad.” I told him I was speaking to his girlfriend.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My ex girlfriend has a drinking problem.”
Pete: “What makes you say that, Joe?”
Joe: “She said she must have been drunk to ever date me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I told my wife it was okay if I saw the kids once a month.”
Pete: “What did she say.”
Joe: “She reminded me we were married and I had to see the kids every day.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I went to my doctor today and asked him to check the moles on my back. He said they were benign.”
Pete: “That’s good news. What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “There be ten.””
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “There are lots of phony scams on the Internet.”
Pete: “That’s for sure.”
Joe: “Give me $19.95 and I can tell you how to avoid them.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I asked my grandpa what his parents did before the Internet for entertainment.”
Pete: “What did your grandpa say?”
Joe: “He said he wasn’t sure, he just played with his fifteen brothers and sisters.”
