Joe: “Last night the Internet went down so I spent time with my family.”
Pete: “That’s nice.”
Joe: “They seem like such nice people.”
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Last night my girlfriend told me she was seeing another man.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her to rub her eyes and to see if that helped.”
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Joe: “I split with my ex because she was obsessed with finding the highest prime number.”
Pete: “That’s too bad. Do you miss her?”
Joe: “Yah. Sometimes I wonder what she’s up to.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “You can fall asleep before you finish this sleeping trick?”
Pete: “I could use that sleeping trick, Joe. What is it?”
Joe: “Count from one to infinity.”
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Joe: “I went to the dentist and he told me it was going to hurt.”
Pete: “What happened.”
Joe: “Before he started drilling he told me my wife was moving in with him.”
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Joe: I was helping my son with his math homework. I asked him, ‘If I have four bottles in my right hand and four bottles in my right hand, what do I have?”
Pete: “What did your son say?”
Joe: “He said I’d have a drinking problem.”
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Joe: “I have a few jokes about unemployed people.”
Pete: “Tell me one.”
Joe: “I can’t because none of them work.”
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Joe: “When I was younger, I was insecure.”
Pete: “How are you doing now, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m not so sure.”
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Joe: “I like older women.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “They’ve been disappointed before, so they’re ready for me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “When I was a boy, I ate dirt three times a day so I wouldn’t get sick
Pete: “Why did you do that?”
Joe: “My older brother told me to do it.”
