Today’s Poem ~ Solitude

Solitude

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

 Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
  Weep, and you weep alone;
    For the sad old earth
    Must borrow its mirth,
  It has trouble enough of its own.

  Sing, and the hills will answer;
  Sigh, it is lost on the air;
    The echoes bound
    To a joyful sound,
  But shrink from voicing care.

  Rejoice, and men will seek you;
  Grieve, and they turn and go;
    They want full measure
    Of all your pleasure,
  But they do not want your woe.

  Be glad, and your friends are many;
  Be sad, and you lose them all;
    There are none to decline
    Your nectared wine,
  But alone you must drink life’s gall.

  Feast, and your halls are crowded;
  Fast, and the world goes by;
    Succeed and give,
    And it helps you live,
  But it cannot help you die.

  There is room in the halls of pleasure
  For a long and lordly train;
    But one by one
    We must all file on
  Through the narrow aisles of pain.

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Today’s Smile

Joe: “I went to a beautiful wedding this past weekend.”

Pete: “How was it?”

Joe: “It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers.”

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Joe: “My girlfriend says she wants a long distance relationship with me.”

Pete: “How is that working, Joe.”

Joe: “As long as I don’t call and stay at least 100 meters away from her, the police won’t bother me.”

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Joe: “Two years ago my girlfriend borrowed a hundred dollars from me.”

Pete: “Did she pay it back.”

Joe: “Yesterday, we broke up and she returned exactly one-hundred dollars. She said she lost interest in me.”

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Joe: “I used to think the brain was the most important organ.”

Pete: “it’s not?”

Joe: “Well, consider who’s telling that.”

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Joe: “My girlfriend and I are avid readers and our reading caused us to break up.”

Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe. What happened?”

Joe: “We were never on the same page.”

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Joe: “I went out on a first date and my date asked me the name  of my scent. She liked it.”

Pete: “What did you say?”

Joe: “I told her I called it desperation.”

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Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper?

Because he had little patients!

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Why was the computer so tired when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive!

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Today’s Smile 😃

I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places.

My therapist told me to stop going to those places.

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