Today’s Poem ~ Solitude

Solitude

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Ā Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Ā Ā Weep, and you weep alone;
Ā Ā Ā Ā For the sad old earth
Ā Ā Ā Ā Must borrow its mirth,
Ā Ā It has trouble enough of its own.

Ā Ā Sing, and the hills will answer;
Ā Ā Sigh, it is lost on the air;
Ā Ā Ā Ā The echoes bound
Ā Ā Ā Ā To a joyful sound,
Ā Ā But shrink from voicing care.

Ā Ā Rejoice, and men will seek you;
Ā Ā Grieve, and they turn and go;
Ā Ā Ā Ā They want full measure
Ā Ā Ā Ā Of all your pleasure,
Ā Ā But they do not want your woe.

Ā Ā Be glad, and your friends are many;
Ā Ā Be sad, and you lose them all;
Ā Ā Ā Ā There are none to decline
Ā Ā Ā Ā Your nectared wine,
Ā Ā But alone you must drink life’s gall.

Ā Ā Feast, and your halls are crowded;
Ā Ā Fast, and the world goes by;
Ā Ā Ā Ā Succeed and give,
Ā Ā Ā Ā And it helps you live,
Ā Ā But it cannot help you die.

Ā Ā There is room in the halls of pleasure
Ā Ā For a long and lordly train;
Ā Ā Ā Ā But one by one
Ā Ā Ā Ā We must all file on
Ā Ā Through the narrow aisles of pain.

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Today’s Smile

Joe: “I went to a beautiful wedding this past weekend.”

Pete: “How was it?”

Joe: “It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers.”

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Joe: “My girlfriend says she wants a long distance relationship with me.”

Pete: “How is that working, Joe.”

Joe: “As long as I don’t call and stay at least 100 meters away from her, the police won’t bother me.”

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Joe: “Two years ago my girlfriend borrowed a hundred dollars from me.”

Pete: “Did she pay it back.”

Joe: “Yesterday, we broke up and she returned exactly one-hundred dollars. She said she lost interest in me.”

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Joe: “I used to think the brain was the most important organ.”

Pete: “it’s not?”

Joe: “Well, consider who’s telling that.”

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Joe: “My girlfriend and I are avid readers and our reading caused us to break up.”

Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe. What happened?”

Joe: “We were never on the same page.”

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Joe: “I went out on a first date and my date asked me the name Ā of my scent. She liked it.”

Pete: “What did you say?”

Joe: “I told her I called it desperation.”

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Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper?

Because he had little patients!

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Why was the computer so tired when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive!

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Today’s Smile 😃

I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places.

My therapist told me to stop going to those places.

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