Joe: “I’ve been kicked out of Peripheral Vision Club”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “All I know is I didn’t see it coming.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe Tries to Console a Widow
Joe: “I went a co-workers wake last night and I said, plethora to his widow.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, “Thanks, that means a lot.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Proud of His University
Joe: “94 percent of graduates from my university were placed in jobs.”
Pete: “What about the other 5 percent?”
Joe: “They were English majors.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Dropping His Night Class
Joe: “I dropped out of my biology night class.”
Pete: “Did you have a work conflict?”
Joe: “No. I think the professor had two many skeletons in hsi closet.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Upset With His Velcro Sneakers
Joe: “I am never, ever going to buy velcro sneakers again.”
Pete: “Why’s that?”
Joe: “They’re a rip off.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Broke His Addiction
Joe: “I used to be addicted to not showering.”
Pete: “You’re not addicted anymore?”
Joe: “I’ve been clean for three years.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has an Illogical F
Joe: “My psychologist told me my fear of speed bumps is illogical.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “With a little time i’ll tet over it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Wants to Grow Herbs
Joe: “I went to the garden store. I wanted to know how to grow herbs.”
Pete: “Did you learn anything?”
Joe: “I got some sage advice.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Quit His Job at Starbucks
Joe: “I quit my job at Starbucks.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “I couldn’t stand the daily grind.
Today’s Joke: Joe Found Just His Type
Joe: “I recall the last time I met someone who was my type.”
Pete: “When was that?”
Joe: “What I was donating blood.”
