Joe: “I went to a tarot reader and she told me someone was going to cheat me out of some cash.”
Pete: “Do you think it’s true?”
Joe: “That was the best $200 I’ve spent.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Have a Toilet Paper Issue
Joe: “My girlfriend and I always fight over the right way round to hang the toilet paper, so asked my therapist what we should do.”
Pete: “What did your therapist suggest?”
Pete: “My therapist suggested we try the other person’s way for a week. You know roll reversal.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Stopped Wearing Eyeglasses.
Joe: “I not wearing eyeglasses anymore.”
Pete: “Did you have eye surgery?”
Joe: “No. I’ve seen enough.”
Today’s Joke: Does Joe Have a Marriage Phobia?
Joe: My therapist told me I might have a marriage phobia. She asked if I thought I had any symptoms?
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘I can’t say I do.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Compares Joe to a Commercial
Joe: “My girlfriend told me I was like a TV commercial.”
Pete: “Did she tell you what she meant?”
Joe: “Yah, she said, she couldn’t believe a word I said.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Asks Him a Question
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me what an anniversary and toilet have in common.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I shook my head and she said, “Men always miss them.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Wants a Fun Night
Joe: “My girlfriend said, ‘Let’s go out and have fun tonight.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “If you get home before me, leave the light on.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Takes Off
Joe: “My best friend ran off with my girlfriend.”
Pete: “What are you going to do about it?”
Joe: “Pray for him.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Ends a Relationship
Joe: “I recently ended a long term relationship.”
Pete: “I’m sorry to hear that, Joe.”
Joe: “It’s okay, it wasn’t mine.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Thinking About His Life
Joe: “I’ve been thinking about my life and all the people I’ve lost.”
Pete: “That’s pretty deep, Joe.”
Joe: “Yah. I’m going to quit my job as a tour guide.
