Joe: “My girlfriend finally admitted she was wrong.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘I was wrong when I said I was wrong.'”
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Today’s Joke: Joe Upset His GF
Joe: “My girlfriend got upset when I rolled my eyes at something she said.”
Pete: “What did she say?
Joe: “Keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Going Bird Watching
Joe: “My girlfriend and I are going on a bird watching vacation.”
Pete: “Where are you going?”
Joe: “We’re just going to wng it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Went to See His Proctologist
Joe: “I went to my proctologist for an examination. He found a piece of lettuce sticking out my butt.”
Pete: “What did your proctologist say?”
Joe: “He said, “it’s only the tip of the iceberg.”
Joke of the Day: Joe’s Friend’s Grandfather Invented Lifesavers
Joe: “My friend’s grandfather invented Lifesavers.”
Pete: “Tell me more.”
Joe: “Yah, he made a mint.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Wants to Leave Work Early
Joe: “I asked my boss if I could leave work early and he said yes if I made up the time.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “Eleventy past seventeen.”
Today’s Joke: Joe & His Girlfriend Try a New Restaurant
Joe: “My girlfriend and I went to a new restaurant called, Karma.”
Pete: “How was it?”
Joe: “There was no menu, you get what you deserve.”
Joke for Today: Joe’s Optometrist Girlfriend Has Vision Problems
Joe: “My optometrist girlfriend walked into a trash can.”
Pete: “How did she do that?”
Joe: “She didn’t see it coming.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has Strange Ideas of Exercise
Joe: “I decided to quit doing bench presses at the gym.”
Pete: “Not making progress?”
Joe: “I just wanted to something off my chest.”
Today’s Joke: Joe is Dissatisfied with His Acupuncturist
Joe: “I posted a terrible review about my acupuncturist.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “She was a back stabber.”
