Joe: “When I was 14 my dad told me I was adopted. I demanded to know who the identity of my biological parents.”
Pete: “What did your dad say?
Joe: “He said, ‘We are your biological parents. Your new parents will pick you up in 30 minutes.'”
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Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF are Thinking of Becoming Parents
Joe: “My girlfriend and I would like to have kids one day.”
Pete: “That’s nice.”
Joe: “The only problem is we don’t think we could stand them any longer than that.
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Got Relationship Problems
Joe: “I asked Alexa why I can’t keep a girlfriend.”
Pete: “How did Alexa answer?”
Joe: “She said, “I’m Siri, fool.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Confused
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she doesn’t understand cloning?”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘That makes two of us.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets Confused
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to see where she was operated upon for appendicitis. “
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “Oh, I really don’t want to see a hospital.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s On One End of the List
Joe: “I asked my girlfriend if I was the only one she slept with.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘Yes, the others were 8’s and 9’s.”
Today’s Joke: Did Joe Ace His Interview?
Joe: “I went for a job interview yesterday and I was asked if I could perform under pressure.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘No, but I can hum Taylor Swift’s recent single.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets Into It With His Dentist
Joe: “I went to the dentist and hollered, ‘Stop, you’re hurting me.;’ He started to cry.”
Pete: “Why did he start crying?”
Joe: ‘Yah. He said, “I have fillings too, you know.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Learning a New Language
Joe: “I’m learning sign language?”
Pete: “Do you need it in your work?”
Joe: “No. But I think it’s handy.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Thinking of Breaking Up With His GF
Joe: “I’m thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend.”
Pete: “What’s the problem?”
Joe: “She has multiple personalities and I’m bad with names.”
